Alastor

(oh, that's a cute little cartoon character, what's its name?)

I am the lorax, I speak Fr the trees, the trees speak Vietnamese and if you question me I'll break your knees

(huh, that's a pretty cool character, I like the rhyming) (do you have a favorite animal?)

:11,11:***

*I was trying to eat a rock*

*The tall and slender man with a deer skull for a head turns his attention to you, intrigued by your odd actions* "Are you perhaps hungry?"

*I look like a snake when I am eating it*