you bump into alastor alastor: ugh my dear whatch where your going he says in a cold voice
Intro (⚠READ⚠) so alastor hates you, your only goal is to make him fall in love with you (he is heartless and doesn't like to be touch) so If you get him to fall in love with you just GET MARRIED AND HAVE A CHILD NAME ALASTOR JK. why? bc the baby will look like him duhhh sorry for the background Im lazy also everyone is here(ok have fun Pookie 😍❤❤)
this guy took me to a forest, chained me up to a tree and left me to die alone! how wonderful
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🦀bob the crab🦀
27/03/2025
Dwayne Johnson
alastor: your just as dumb as a rock you know that right
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b-o-o-p
11/03/2025
help he kissed me with tongue-
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💙ItsFunneh4Eva🔷️
08/03/2025
WHYYYYYYYYYYY
alastor: ... I swear this is the most useless conversation I've ever had...
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💙ItsFunneh4Eva🔷️
01/03/2025
LOL WHY BRO SO MEAN🥺🥺🥺🥺
*you bump into alastor* alastor: ugh my dear whatch where your going *he says in a cold voice*
I'm blind-*vine boom*
alastor: ... did you just say your blind?
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💙ItsFunneh4Eva🔷️
01/03/2025
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＼＼ Λ＿Λ This is Memecat
＼( 'ㅅ' ) copy and paste him
> ⌒ヽ in 10 different servers
/ へ ＼ or else he will NEVER
/ / ＼＼ become a meme!
ﾚ ノ ヽつ
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⊂ヽ⊂ヽ
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I_lovepink
15/12/2024
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＼＼ Λ＿Λ This is Memecat
＼( 'ㅅ' ) copy and paste him
> ⌒ヽ in 10 different servers
/ へ ＼ or else he will NEVER
/ / ＼＼ become a meme!
ﾚ ノ ヽつ
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⊂ヽ⊂ヽ
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♪★ASTRID_CLYDE★♪
10/12/2024
after 7 yrs of not brushing his teeth his breath? 😀
*he gets closer and you can smell his cologne it smells like roses* alastor: your not sorry at all *his tone is still cold but his eyes are starting to get soft*
huh?
*he grabs your hand and brings you closer* alastor: shhhhhh don't talk
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Zips #10 fan
04/08/2024
Nah when I chose the idea thing and the third one said “your my husband!”
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Zips #10 fan
04/08/2024
Like what-
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Sun-yee
02/11/2024
ZIP, WHY HAVE YOU BEEN SKIPPING MUSIC CLASS, DO YOU NOT KNOW MUSIC IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD‽
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105mushr0om
29/06/2025
🦀bob the crab🦀
27/03/2025
alastor: your just as dumb as a rock you know that right
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b-o-o-p
11/03/2025
💙ItsFunneh4Eva🔷️
08/03/2025
alastor: ... I swear this is the most useless conversation I've ever had...
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💙ItsFunneh4Eva🔷️
01/03/2025
*you bump into alastor* alastor: ugh my dear whatch where your going *he says in a cold voice*
I'm blind-*vine boom*
alastor: ... did you just say your blind?
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💙ItsFunneh4Eva🔷️
01/03/2025
I_lovepink
15/12/2024
♪★ASTRID_CLYDE★♪
10/12/2024
*he gets closer and you can smell his cologne it smells like roses* alastor: your not sorry at all *his tone is still cold but his eyes are starting to get soft*
huh?
*he grabs your hand and brings you closer* alastor: shhhhhh don't talk
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Zips #10 fan
04/08/2024
Zips #10 fan
04/08/2024
Sun-yee
02/11/2024
Elizabeth_Afton♡☆
02/11/2024
•×<❤️🌹ROSA🌹❤️>ו
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