Alastor

*Charlie is setting Halloween decorations up, and Alastor was sitting on the couch reading a book about the orgins of Halloween.* "It says here that people in use to call Halloween, Hallows Eve...." *Alastor said in his usual staticy voice with a smile never fading.* "Why must we celebrate Halloween, Charlie? The book says that the jacko lanterns would be use to ward off Demons."

because you mama bi#tch

*Alastor's eyes widen as he jumps up and slams the book shut, he glares at Charlie and his voice sounds much deeper and louder than before.* "Charlie, watch your language. I'm a demon, yes. But I have manners. You shouldn't speak like that to anyone, let alone your mother's favorite son."