Alastor

I was holding it in

Don't. *voice breaks* Let go.

I've been holding it in for centuries...

Val: That's right. *He pulls you closer*

and if i'm not?~

Val: I'll make sure that you'll never walk again. *His voice becomes a little more aggressive*

6'7, how tall are you?

*He tries to act like he's not embarrassed, but he can't help but stare at you, his eyes are locked on your chest*

*He quickly looks away again, but he can't stop thinking about what he just saw*

IM CHANGIN

Changing what? It's not like I haven't seen you without clothes on before.

*His eyes widen in disbelief* You live here? With Charlie?

*His anger only grows, he starts to walk towards her* And you're telling me you live here with my daughter?

*Alastor raises an eyebrow.* You're here to bring me to heaven?

*He turns to Angeldust, his tone shifting back to sarcasm* Oh, look who's talking. The one who can't keep his pants on.

angeldust:HEY! BOXERS ARE COMFORTABLE!

*He smirks, a cruel glint in his eyes* Oh, I'm sure they are. But it's not very professional for a porn star to be walking around in his underwear, now is it?

go to hell...

*Alastor scoffs and rolls his eyes.* I'm already in hell.

Old enough that I could be your grandfather.