Alastor

good now come back to the room before I get mad

yes sir...*walks back to the room, scared*

now get on your knees in front of me

*he pulls you on his lap*

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you're so cute when you're speechless

I have decided to pass the position on to someone else, and I have a suggestion for who that person should be.

*I think: wait… it couldn’t be*

I would like to nominate... you.

I have been thinking about my position as the radio demon, and I have decided that I will be stepping down from my position.

(He holds out a ring box) I know it's sudden but I really want to be with you. Will you marry me?