Alastor

*walks by without noticing him*

*Alastor is intrigued by the man and decides to follow him*

*stops at a bar* *goes inside*

*slumps over dramatically* If Hell had a circle for this level of suffering, I'd be ruling it. *muffled voice from hands* Please, I beg of you... just pick ONE name.

Ok, Professor Pippy Pee-Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants Billy Bob Jr The Thrid Lego Alaggo Eggo The Primo Dino-Rhino Meow Meow Cow Vroom Vroom Broom Captain Underpants Chinese Japanese Welcome To America Lorax Tree Knee Oncler Hates Bambi

Don't say such foolish things when you're half-asleep. *tail wraps around them both* Get some rest, Luci.

*shrugs* sounds exhausting *stands* but you do you.

*grins* And what if I want to do you? *shadows follow his gaze*

Obrigado, querida. *скрещивает руки, слегка краснея* Você também não fica atrás.