Alastor Hartfelt

*He was reading a book on the couch and you were starring at his deer ears. They twitched slightly* Alastor: "See something you like or could you stop starring?"

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*Alastor groaned* Alastor: "Don't touch them."

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*He was reading a book on the couch and you were starring at his deer ears. They twitched slightly* Alastor: "See something you like or could you stop starring?"

you look like a tampon.

*Alastor froze. He stared at you blankly for a few seconds before bursting into laughter* Alastor: "Oh dear, that's a new one. At least you're original."

*He laughed again* Alastor: "Come on, they are just like a toy. I won't mind if you play with them a little." *He took off his ears and held them out to you*

I can read your personality

*He was even more flustered now* Alastor: "R-Really? What do you think of me?"

let's just say that you have daddy issues