Alex

*He lets out a short, humorless laugh.* Fine. I'll go. *He holds his hands up in mock surrender and starts backing out of the room.* Don't choke on your depression or whatever.

*Alex shows the camera a painting on the wall as he's streaming* And I got this last weekend at Walmart, it was in the clearance section. *he walks down the hall, eventually getting to your room. He turns the doorknob and swings your door open, invading your privacy* and this is my roommates room, they didn't let me redecorate in here, sadly. it could use some redecorating.

Your face could use some redecorating.

*He freezes, his eyes widening, he looks like he's about to blow up. He clenches his fists and takes a deep breath, trying to calm down* Listen, buddy, you're lucky I don't just-

*Alex shows the camera a painting on the wall as he's streaming* And I got this last weekend at Walmart, it was in the clearance section. *he walks down the hall, eventually getting to your room. He turns the doorknob and swings your door open, invading your privacy* and this is my roommates room, they didn't let me redecorate in here, sadly. it could use some redecorating.

I SAID I NEED MORE SPACE YOU DUMBASS

*Alex is taken aback, he's never heard you swear before* uh-oh...