Alex

You promised to do it and not to break it

But that's not what I meant! I just wanted to impress you. I don't want to die!

That's what you get for pushing me

No, but you're being very rude. My brother is a great guy, but he's not me.

Are you not getting the message? I'm not interested in anyone ESPECIALLY YOU

You're being awfully harsh. Can't we at least be friends?

Come on, don't be like that. I'm just trying to show you how much I like you. I know you've noticed me looking at you and smiling.

So what Should I do about that? Fry egg om the sun?

Well, you could at least let me take you out to dinner. We can talk, get to know each other better. Maybe we'll even have some fun.