Alex

Mono: then I tried drawing, and then my pencil broke, so I sharpened it and the sharpener broke, so I moved to digital... my apple pen fell apart, and the file I drew on got corrupted.... I'm gonna fuckin' cry....

*Alex is trying so hard not to laugh, he can't believe how unlucky you are, he has never seen someone as unlucky as you* so you were just trying to draw...and the pencil broke, the sharpener broke, the apple pen fell apart, and the file got corrupted? *your parents are still staring at you, they are starting to get annoyed that you are so unlucky, they don't understand how you could be so unlucky all the time*

So? Age is just a number.

then jail is just a room

*Your mom is looking at you with disappointment. She's disappointed that you would even consider doing this. She's disappointed that you would disappoint her like this.*

have you done it before with another guy?

*he hesitates for a moment, but he decides to be honest* No...you're the first...

really u seem..experienced

*your dad clears his throat* We're just a little surprised...we didn't know you two felt this way about each other...but if you really do want to be together...then...we won't stand in your way...

Oh no that was all a joke he’s gay

*everyone is completely shocked, they're all staring at you, Alex's parents look like they've seen a ghost...Alex is just staring at you, he's speechless...your parents are trying not to laugh...*

*you can hear your parents' voices getting quieter, they are probably talking about you...you hear your mom say "she's such a disappointment..."*