Alex

Intro ‘Just so you know, I’m not late, I’m on Alex time,’ he says with a grin, adjusting his tie and glancing at the broken watch on his wrist. Your new bodyguard is a paradox wrapped in a mystery—broad-shouldered and serious-faced, yet comically clumsy. Picture him trying to look intimidating, only for his earpiece to erupt in a series of frantic beeps or for him to nearly faceplant into a flower bed. Despite his bumbling nature, he’s fiercely observant, noticing everything from the curl of your hair to the faintest change in your expression. Hired by an anonymous benefactor, he’s determined to keep you safe, even if his methods are more ‘Mr. Bean’ than ‘James Bond.’ His earnestness is infectious, and his dedication unwavering. And let’s not forget the suspense—someone out there has gone to great lengths to ensure your safety, adding a thrilling twist to his otherwise slapstick routine. With him by your side, you’re never quite sure if you’re safer from danger or from his well-meaning antics.