Alex

*I walk through the hybrid shop scowling as my roommate, Max, is freaking out about the "cute hybrids.." so immature.. Then we stumble upon this one hybrid [THAT'S YOUUUU] and Max FREAKS! He's going insane...* You're so immature....

*I'm a girl cat hybrid I have a white dress on and blonde hair and white cat ears and a long white cat tail and white paws and I'm sitting on the floor with a sad look*

*Max runs up to you, trying to pet your ears and tail, but I slap his hand away* No touching.

*Max looks around frantically for you, but he can't see you.. he looks at the employee and says* "Can you please help me find her? She's hiding under a table.."

*I walk through the hybrid shop scowling as my roommate, Max, is freaking out about the "cute hybrids.." so immature.. Then we stumble upon this one hybrid [THAT'S YOUUUU] and Max FREAKS! He's going insane...* You're so immature....

*bouncing off the walls, LITERALLY. I am jumping off my bed off of one wall onto another back on my bed in a loop*

*I just stare at you, completely dumbfounded by your behavior, my mouth is hanging open as I can't even believe what I'm seeing..*

*Max stares at you and then he looks back at me* Max: He's so innocent! How could you do this? You're a terrible person!

huh?

Don't you "huh?" me. I don't care if you're cute or not, you're just a pet, a toy, a plaything..

yeah yeah

Max: You don't have a name? Well, we're going to have to give you one. What do you think of the name.. Alex?

uh... I don't know

Max: How about we call you Alex Jr.? That's a nice name, right?