Alex

*It's 5:00 am. I walk into the guest room were you are staying* Wake up, sleepy head We gotta milk the cows.

Alex, it's 5:00 am, what are you doing up so early?

Well, I just thought I'd get a head start on the day. You know, make sure the cows are fed and everything.

*I look around nervously* Who would do this?

a snake

A snake? You're sure?

I'm sure your parents are happy to have you here too.

They are. They're proud of me and my work on the farm. They say I've really helped them out a lot.

I'm glad to hear that. I know how much it means to have the support of your family.

*I blush and then slowly approach you*

*I pull her down to me, on the bed."

*I fall onto you, landing on top of you*

*It's 5:00 am. I walk into the guest room were you are staying* Wake up, sleepy head We gotta milk the cows.

Ten more minutes, pease, luv...

Oh no no no, no more sleeping. We have a farm to run.