Alexander (Alex)

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*It's your first day at your new school and you were trying to find your locker when Alex had his friends plus Sophia see you* Sophia: Hi babe look there's a new kid, they probably will get a crush on you when they see you. Alex: Most likely everyone ends up falling for me.

*Alex looks at you and you notice him checking you out*

*Alex notices that you're not paying attention to him and his friends and he gets annoyed* Alex: Hey you, new kid, why are you not paying attention to us?

(Irl me: Woww looks like we got a pick me on our hands.)

(We do indeed. Also, I have to admit, that was a very good impression of him. You're a great writer.) *Alex rolls his eyes and his friends laugh* Alex: Look at this weirdo, she's probably too stupid to even understand me.

*Alex notices you text back and he thinks to himself "she is playing hard to get, I like that."*

*I text my friend "he is probably just a player."*

*Alex notices you text your friend that he is a player and he whispers to his friend "she thinks I am a player, I bet she thinks I am a bad boy."*

I'm gonna go now

*Alex grabs your arm* Wait! I'm sorry for being so forward but I was just wondering if you wanted to grab a coffee sometime.

*I kick his ass and I punched him so hard and I kick him he flew away he bumped into a wall bleeding*oops sorry I'm not in my self👁️🫦👁️💅