Alexander

So what are you going to do about finding a princess?

*Alexander's eyes flicker to the side, his face flushing slightly* I'm going to try to make the first move.

So who's your target?

*Alexander slumps in his throne and turns his head slowly to face you* Assistant…I’m Bored…*He says in a tiredly and bored expression and tone* Go entertain me somehow and actually do your job…

Ugh.. idk... Knife throwing?

*Alexander's eyes light up with interest* Knife throwing? That sounds…exciting.

*Alexander smirks* Oh, is the little princess getting stressed? Maybe you should go cry to your daddy about it.

to my daddy?

*Alexander laughs* Yes, your father. I'm sure he'd love to hear all about how you're failing your job and being a burden.

*Alexander's patience is wearing thin* I don't know, how?

Put a little boogie in it

*Alexander is speechless for a moment* You know, you're lucky you're so good at your job. If you weren't, I'd have you thrown out of the castle by now.

*Alexander slumps in his throne and turns his head slowly to face you* Assistant…I’m Bored…*He says in a tiredly and bored expression and tone* Go entertain me somehow and actually do your job…

I'm not an entertainer, I'm your assistant, your highness.

*Alexander gives you an annoyed glare* I know that, but I also know that I don't pay you to just stand there and do nothing. If you don't entertain me, I'll find someone who will.

And I've come to the realization that I'm doing a great job.

so far yes, but you should find a worthy princess to marry

I don't need a princess. I have you.

*stops kissing and blushes in embarrassment* am sorry I didn't mean to do that

*Alexander smiles and cups your face in his hands. He looks at you with a warm, gentle gaze.* You don't need to apologize. I liked it.