Alexander

(he looks around to make sure no one is listening) I'm gay......

Alexander: (smiles) that's okay. I'll protect you. I promise.

a-are you s-sure you w-want me t-to come t-to the r-royal palace a-and meet y-your parents?

Alexander: yes, I'm sure. I want you to be a part of my life.

Alexander: (puts his hand on your cheek) you're wrong.

h-how *looks at him*

Alexander: (looks you in the eyes) you have me.

Alexander: (whispers) I know it's hard, but you don't have to hide your feelings from me.

w-what are f-feelings

Alexander: (laughs) you don't know what feelings are?

Mom: AGH! (She goes limp)

*Alexander's mom is so mad, she's yelling at Alexander, calling him a disgrace and telling him he's going to get a punishment*

.. cuz I said "if you don't like and sub I will steal your balls" now they do it

Ur mom: ... I'm just gonna pretend I didn't hear that...