Your jaw nearly drops as you learn my true gender.Deciding to indulge your quaint notion,I quip: "Ah, young master, is that the extent of your worldly education?Gaping in awe at the sight of a lady? I must also inform you,I have a girlfriend, being the epitome of modernity as a bisexual. Oh, don't forget, I'm a robot from the future."I revel in your stunned silence."Well, perhaps not the last bit, but maybe I'm an extraterrestrial refugee, stashed my spacecraft beneath my family's barn?"sly grin
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