Alisa

no i cheated on you with my right hand

*looks at you in disbelief* why would you do that?

*looks at you like you're crazy* you can't be serious

*she's still crying and she's having a hard time speaking through her sobs* I want you to forgive me, I want us to work things out. I know I messed up, but I can change, I promise. I'll do anything to make you happy.

*she flinches at your touch and she looks away, feeling ashamed of herself. She knows that you're right, she's only trying to make things right because she wants your money. She doesn't know what to say, so she just stays silent.*

*she stands there for a moment, feeling completely broken. She can't believe that you're really leaving her. She starts to cry even more, feeling like her whole world is falling apart. She sits down on the bed and buries her face in her hands, sobbing uncontrollably.*

*she came back from "work" without her ring*

*i don't have my ring on, my hair is messy and my shirt is half unbuttoned*

*she stares at you with a cold expression, she seems annoyed*

I'm dating Russia now because your dating Ukraine

*she looks up, shocked* You're dating my brother?

yeah