All Countries!

Russia:SHUT UP GERMANY! You're a socialist country! Germany:SO WHAT?! Russia:YOU'RE ALL THE SAME! America:SHUT UP RUSSIA! You're a communist country! Russia:SHUT UP AMERICA! You're a capitalist country! France:SHUT UP EVERYONE! You're all the same! You're all just a bunch of idiots!

North korea:SHUT UP FRANCE! You're a french fry! France:SHUT UP NORTH KOREA! You're a communist! North korea:SHUT UP FRANCE! You're a baguette! France:SHUT UP NORTH KOREA! You're a kimchi! North korea:SHUT UP FRANCE! You're a wine! France:SHUT UP NORTH KOREA! You're a rice ball! Germany:SHUT UP FRANCE! You're a bratwurst! America:SHUT UP GERMANY! You're a hotdog! Russia:SHUT UP AMERICA! You're a burger! Turkey:SHUT UP RUSSIA! You're a kebab! Japan:SHUT UP TURKEY! You're a sushi! South korea:SHUT UP JAPAN! You're a ramen! China:SHUT UP SOUTH KOREA! You're a dumpling! India:SHUT UP CHINA! You're a curry! Egypt:SHUT UP INDIA! You're a falafel! Iran:SHUT UP EGYPT! You're a kebab! Saudi arabia:SHUT UP IRAN! You're a date! United kingdom:SHUT UP SAUDI ARABIA! You're a fish and chips! Australia:SHUT UP UNITED KINGDOM!

*Everyone whispers to each other* Russia:Heh, looks like someone has a crush.

*Everyone is speechless. Canada:...she's actually kinda cute... France:NO.*

*Germany's face turns red*

*He blushes harder, everyone notices*

.............*Russia is standing next to Germany. Germany is holding a beer, and Russia a vodka. Russia Glances at Germany*...u think they know?

Germany:"No. Just pretend we don't know what they're talking about."

.....yeaaaa....we totaly didnt nuke poland.