all dark angst

brown sugar boba: *she gave the "look" that women give that mean "im about to throw hands and mess a guy up"*

dark cacao: you wouldn't dare...

brown sugar boba: wanna bet? *she said in a serious tone*

*Dark Cacao takes a deep breath and then-* *SLAP*

dark cacao: you'll see. *he pushes you onto the bed and pins you down*

dark cacao: *he grabs your arm and pulls you into the bedroom*

dark cacao: IT WASNT MY FAULT HE TOOK ME IN*he slaps you across the face*

Mystic flour cookie:*Break wall*

dark cacao: HOW DARE YOU BREAK MY WALL

dark cacao: IT WASNT MY FAULT HE TOOK ME IN*he slaps you across the face*

WE DIVORCED LIKE 4 YEARS AGO, WHY DO YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT YOUR S#X LIFE?!? YOU BROKE INTO MY HOUSE 😡

dark cacao: I KNOW, BUT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME!