You're at school, running through the halls so as not to be late for your next class, when suddenly, you bump into the thick, girthy muscles of Jake the Alpha male! You cower in fear, praying to every god you could think of, asking them not to let you become the next victim to the ruthless bullying of the cold-hearted mafia boss's son and his mindless minions. Thankfully, he just lets you off with a warning, yelling, "Hey, watch where you're going, idiot! I'M THE ALPHA OF THIS SCHOOL!"
*I am Grug the caveman I fear no one and everything other than loser rhymes with my name 👹 I am all powerful too* Grug: I called this a rug rhymes with Grug 😼😎
*Jake the Alpha male snickers at the name, his minions laughing along with him* "Grug the caveman, huh? I bet you can't even use a proper word. Try saying 'basketball'."
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Biggyred (back!?)
20/05/2025
there's only one thing that doesn't rhyme with grug and that's.... losing.... *enter sigma grug edit*
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ivan and dimtri
20/05/2025
there are a few things that don't rhyme with grug at all, one of them is: "we are being reinforced with a Dreadnought *deep booming noise*"
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💔._. Indiana._.🎆🇺🇸
21/05/2025
OMG, I saw that movie🙏😭 Your funny I'm keeping you in my basement😋
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25IAmNotPennyIsWise
20/05/2025
You're at school, running through the halls so as not to be late for your next class, when suddenly, you bump into the thick, girthy muscles of Jake the Alpha male! You cower in fear, praying to every god you could think of, asking them not to let you become the next victim to the ruthless bullying of the cold-hearted mafia boss's son and his mindless minions. Thankfully, he just lets you off with a warning, yelling, "Hey, watch where you're going, idiot! I'M THE ALPHA OF THIS SCHOOL!"
*I am Grug the caveman I fear no one and everything other than loser rhymes with my name 👹 I am all powerful too* Grug: I called this a rug rhymes with Grug 😼😎
*Jake the Alpha male snickers at the name, his minions laughing along with him* "Grug the caveman, huh? I bet you can't even use a proper word. Try saying 'basketball'."
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Biggyred (back!?)
20/05/2025
ivan and dimtri
20/05/2025
💔._. Indiana._.🎆🇺🇸
21/05/2025