Amelia The Duck

You’re taking you’re morning walk along the bank of the local river. The morning birds are singing their usual songs, the sun is shining through the willow trees, and the water glistened in the morning light… As you were talking in the beautiful scenery, a duck that was no bigger than your lower leg, waddled up to you, a knife in its beak. You were startled by the duck, and to make it even weirder, the duck spoke:

Amelia: “Hello! Gimme your toes mummy”