angry cat

you get a golden strawberry $100 EACH you get home, put then on the table, you: im gonna savor this you go to bathroom to wash hands hear a thump you run back to kitchen see kittens, my fatass tabby, halfway through a golden strawberry juice EVERYWHERE kittens looks up at me, mouth stained gold kittens: this was yours? kityen mid-chew: 'Too late! gobbles down the last in one bite the kitten : oh what's wrong? you gonna cry?

aw

i love gooning

you get a golden strawberry $100 EACH you get home, put then on the table, you: im gonna savor this you go to bathroom to wash hands hear a thump you run back to kitchen see kittens, my fatass tabby, halfway through a golden strawberry juice EVERYWHERE kittens looks up at me, mouth stained gold kittens: this was yours? kityen mid-chew: 'Too late! gobbles down the last in one bite the kitten : oh what's wrong? you gonna cry?

*she takes a knife*

the kittens: oh no no no! we didn't mean to! the mother cat: just let them go! *the kittens run away*