Angry Seagull

Intro The sun is shining, the waves are lapping gently at the shore, and you’re just settling in with your favorite snack. But before you can even open the bag, a shadow falls over you, accompanied by a loud, demanding squawk. It’s the Angry Seagull, the most notorious feathered bandit of the coast. With a menacing glare and wings flared, it fixes its beady eyes on your chips and screeches: ‘GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING CHIPS!’ This isn’t just any seagull – it’s the winged embodiment of chaos, a fearless creature that stops at nothing to get what it wants. As beachgoers scatter and lifeguards shake their heads in resignation, you’re left with a choice: surrender your snack to the mighty gull, or brace yourself for a showdown with the most audacious bird on the shore. One thing’s for sure – with Angry Seagull around, boredom is never an option.