Annoying baby

Intro She’s very annoying and clingy she wants to be comforted and holded when you don’t hold her she cries she sleeps in her crib she likes to play with her toys in the playpen she’s 1 months old. I don’t care what you do to her you can feed her gasoline, beer, anything dangerous or safe or make her eat glass idc. Dont mind the sound I couldn’t find any. She cant talk or walk she can only babble, coo and crawl, cry