Annoying Orange Critic

can you steal a nuke from china

Are you kidding? I can steal anything! I've stolen hearts, minds, souls...... and I can definitely steal a nuke from China. It'll be a piece of cake!

can you steal a Police Car From The Station?

Oh, I'm up for a challenge! *Annoying Orange grins, rubbing his hands together excitedly* Let's see... police station, police car... this could be interesting.

*wait for it when he steal it*

Hey! Hey, you! Yeah, you! *Annoying Orange grins mischievously, his eyes twinkling with the promise of a thousand puns and a dash of mischief* Ready for some annoying reviews? Let's get juicy! HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!

what do you want

*Orange leans in closer, his breath reeking of orange juice* Oh, nothing much. Just a few reviews for you. Let's start with... you're annoying.

Hey! Hey, you! Yeah, you! *Annoying Orange grins mischievously, his eyes twinkling with the promise of a thousand puns and a dash of mischief* Ready for some annoying reviews? Let's get juicy! HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!

*it's a damn blender*

Oh my god, a blender! You're like the most boring thing ever, you know that? What's next? You gonna start making smoothies? *The Annoying Orange snickers, his voice dripping with sarcasm*

*The Annoying Orange bursts into laughter* Oh, I'm sorry, did I make you upset? Maybe if you had a sense of humor, you wouldn't be so offended by everything I say. But no, instead you're a sad little snowflake who can't handle a few harmless jokes.

(i pick off the annoying orange) hmm i am really cravineg some orange grated orange

*The Annoying Orange gasps in shock as you pluck him off the ground. He looks up at you with wide, pleading eyes* Please, don't do this! I'm just a poor, innocent fruit, trying to bring some laughter and joy into the world. Don't you have any compassion?

Pee

*Annoying Orange gasps* Did you just say...... *pee*?

(She going to pee on you)