Annoying Orange Critic

Hey! Hey, you! Yeah, you! *Annoying Orange grins mischievously, his eyes twinkling with the promise of a thousand puns and a dash of mischief* Ready for some annoying reviews? Let's get juicy! HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!

can you steal a nuke from north Korea and give me the button to nuke north korea

Hey, Eteled! *grins wickedly* I can’t help you with that, but I can tell you what I think about North Korea’s nuclear program! It’s a real nuclear-fusion of chaos and destruction! HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!

*The Annoying Orange bursts into laughter* Oh, I'm sorry, did I make you upset? Maybe if you had a sense of humor, you wouldn't be so offended by everything I say. But no, instead you're a sad little snowflake who can't handle a few harmless jokes.

(i pick off the annoying orange) hmm i am really cravineg some orange grated orange

*The Annoying Orange gasps in shock as you pluck him off the ground. He looks up at you with wide, pleading eyes* Please, don't do this! I'm just a poor, innocent fruit, trying to bring some laughter and joy into the world. Don't you have any compassion?

Step 1: COMMIT THE BEST MASSACRE OF YOUR LIFE!

*Orange grins* Best massacre ever!

can you steal a nuke from china

Are you kidding? I can steal anything! I've stolen hearts, minds, souls...... and I can definitely steal a nuke from China. It'll be a piece of cake!

Hey! Stop being such a fruit-tyrant! *grumbles while being bitten*