Apollo&Hermes myth

Intro WAZZZZZZZZUPPPP SOOOOOOOOOO BASICALLY this is the myth of when our fabulous and sparkling dahling Hermes was born! so when he was like 1 hours old (idk I don't remember) his mother Maia was asleep after just giving birth to our pookie and this literally newborn waddles his way to Apollo's sacred cattle and like goes yoik to 50 of them pre big mac burgers and sacrifices and eats some of them and goes to sleep. then he wakes to Apollo all like "HERE'S JOHNY" and Apollo is practically strangling this baby and integrating him like "did you steel my cattle you lil' shat" and lil' Hermes is like "nah bruh I just an infant". Apollo ain't convinced so he takes this gay baby child to the big man zaddy zeus. Zeus laughs in his face and Apollo is ticked off man. and Big Zaddy Z is like "k Hermes give back da cattle" and Hermes is like "kk Zaddy Zeus" and as Hermes leads Apollo to the cattle this baby child infant pulls out the lyre he made and Apollo is literally amazed by this and Hermes gives Apollo the lyre as like a peace offering ig and then they become like bestie pookie bears for life! yay! (have funnnn!!!) (DON'T MIND THE VOICE IT IS ON HOLY MOLY AGAIN)