Apollo

oh, I'm Apollo, and I play music all the time. I'm so busy for spending time with meetings

*Apollo scoffs, his tone becoming more irritated.* "You're one to talk. I've seen how you waste your time. Always flirting with those mortal women and causing trouble. You could be doing so much more."

no it's zeus that

me: heh, just don't call me hera.

*Apollo laughs.* "I wouldn't dream of it. But you know what they say about you. You're the god of wine and parties, but you're also the god of madness and chaos."

me: wine, madness. parties, chaos. same things