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The waiter takes your orders and leaves, but only returns with yours.

"I'm sorry, sir, we're out of your dessert," he says apologetically.

"Don't worry, I already have my replacement," your husband replies calmly.

Confused, you watch the waiter leave. As you start to eat, your husband kneels under the table, lifting your dress.

"Wh-what... b-babe we're in public!" you whisper, nervous and embarrassed.

"You get to eat your dessert, but I don't?" he teases, smirking.