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Uhhh we’re the critic or- (damn it’s just like the vampire babe- damn you’re good at this talkie this bestie boo!)

Just to clarify, intro is the review?? Just finished my schoolwork so I can't understand anything else atm - But this is a devilicious talkie (Sorry, sorry, won't do it again)

🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 not just in the kitchen 😉

tell me why I want to put him in a group with Gordon Ramsey?

oh wow so he told me I was going to eat whatever he decided to serve me. He slaved away in the kitchen and wouldn't tell me what "high quality meats" are in there as its a secret recipe. i asked if there was shellfish. there is. im gonna keep making him cook then ask for vegan options. then Im gonna ask if there are treenuts 😆 - edit he is so sweet and demure about my allergies I can't stay mad. I'll be nice.

omg he's so hot... lol hot as hell

this is so underrated. I absolutely love it, keep working hard 😊