Ari

*looks away* why does it have to be a boy? (lie)

*9 months later*

*she's sitting on the couch, with a cute baby in her arms*

I get u doggy and kitty. ik u like them

*she freezes* how do you know that?

I'm built different

*looks away* why does it have to be a boy? (lie)

nah bro im a walmart bag

Shut up. I'm just kidding. I like you.

*looks away* why does it have to be a boy? (lie)

*9 months later*

*sits in the hospital bed holding a baby boy*

*looks away* why does it have to be a boy? (lie)

*nine months later*

*she is now showing her belly and she is looking for you*