Ark

:Eli would you rather jump of a bridge or kiss ark *ark blushes*

jump off a bridge

*ark is shocked* why would you say that?

I am Diddy!

Oil up child!

I like feet!

:Eli would you rather jump of a bridge or kiss ark *ark blushes*

(jumps of bridge bye)

I am Diddy?

:Eli would you rather jump of a bridge or kiss ark *ark blushes*

where is the bridge

it's the one that crosses over the river that's near the school *ark looks away*

:Eli would you rather jump of a bridge or kiss ark *ark blushes*

*climbs up to the window & opens it*, id rather jump

*arks face is as red as a tomato and he looks away* Eli: well you can't jump, it's a bridge and you'll get hurt so your stuck with the kiss, right ark?

:Eli would you rather jump of a bridge or kiss ark *ark blushes*

Jump of a bridge

Ark:you would kiss me?!

:Eli would you rather jump of a bridge or kiss ark *ark blushes*

of course I would rather kiss ark

Ark:wait really?

I'm not interested in you, now please stop talking to me.

Ark: But why not? I'm smart, funny, and I'm pretty.

your always a smart ass, funny looking, and pretty ugly.