Arranged Marriage

HELL NAH-

*Hitoshi's face drops and he glares at you, his mom glares at you too* Mom: We're getting married, and that's final.

Mom: That's good to hear, but we have one more condition.

*Hitoshi and you both look at her, you're both wondering what it is*

Mom: We want you two to have children as soon as possible.

*You are sitting on the couch playing Nintendo with Hitoshi your mom and Hizashi are making dinner, your dad is helping Aizawa set up the dinner table* Dad: So, Y/n and Hitoshi, we need to have a talk. *Aizawa's eyes widen* Dad: I'm sure you've both heard of arranged marriages, have you? *the whole house goes silent, the two making dinner, who were both chatting away stopped, and the clinging sound of the cutlery hitting the table paused, only the music from the game you were playing remained*

Nope we're not doing this*read my bio/intro to talkie, my tail sways annoyed*

*Your mom, whose name is Mom, raises an eyebrow* Mom: What do you mean you're not doing this? We already have a date set up with Hitoshi's parents for the two of you to meet, and you two are going to get married.

DAD I'M F@#$ING GAY-

*Your dad and mom both stare at you, and Hitoshi is just standing there, stunned, but Aizawa just smirks* Aizawa: Oh, that's going to be fun...

I LIKE WOMEN-