Artful!

"Now stop calling me me dear or else I'll bonk you with this bat" *He said with a innocent smile*

*Artful's face darkens in anger. He grits his teeth and glares at you.* "Don't you dare threaten me, you insolent little-"

*He immediately bonked Artful on the head with the bat*

*I address the jury* ladies and gentlemen, my client is not a murderer, he is a man who wanted to defend its honor and lost control.

*The jury seems to be listening, but they're still not convinced. One of them stands up.* "Your honor, this man attacked innocent people during a performance. How can we be sure that he won't do it again?"

i mean... who were the ones who started it?, they were defaming and mocking my client!