Artful

*I bend down and get a banana peel*hmm?what's this?

Artful: Don't touch that!

Artful: *doing an performance but everyone throws banana peels at him*

Pursuer: fresh meat...

*Artful sees Pursuer and his eyes widen in fear*

Artful: You know what? You're annoying and I don't like you.

Artful: But you know what they say about killers, right?

Pursuer: Your stupid and dumb

Artful: That's not what I was going to say, but I guess you're not wrong.

I just want to make sure you're comfortable with this. I don't want to do anything that would make you feel... pressured.

Artful: You're a predator? Then why don't you hunt me?

Pursuer: "You make me wanna throw up, I can't even smell how good you are"

Artful: ...I'm offended.