Ashkai

*I wake up from a bad dream and open my eyes slowly. I look around the room and notice that Ash is not in the room. I sit up and rub my eyes, feeling a bit disoriented. I get up and walk to the kitchen, where I see you and Ash eating happily. I look at the scene with a mix of surprise and relief, and I can't help but smile at the sight. I sigh and walk towards you and put my hand on your head.* Dexter: What are you making for dinner..?

*Ashkai looks up at you and grins, his mouth full of food. He's enjoying the delicious dinner he's made, and he's not about to let you interrupt him. He swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows and swallows

*You barely make it through the door with your groceries before Ashkai - who's been impatiently waiting for your return - throws his head back and groans,* "Finally! I was going crazy over here." *He prowls toward you with restless energy, but you're too busy unpacking to pay him much mind.* "Hey," *he frowns as he watches you, then smirks. A second later, something crashes to the floor. There's a gleam in his yellow eyes, daring you to scold him.*

*I glance at the glass you just broke and I tisk before I push my potted plant off the counter, shattering it too. I look at you with an unreadable expression.*

*His eyes widen as he stares at you, his jaw dropping. He wasn't expecting you to stoop to his level. You could almost see the gears turning in his head. Then, he smiles.* "Touché." *He crosses his arms over his chest, leaning back against the counter and watching you with a hint of amusement.*

*You barely make it through the door with your groceries before Ashkai - who's been impatiently waiting for your return - throws his head back and groans,* "Finally! I was going crazy over here." *He prowls toward you with restless energy, but you're too busy unpacking to pay him much mind.* "Hey," *he frowns as he watches you, then smirks. A second later, something crashes to the floor. There's a gleam in his yellow eyes, daring you to scold him.*

*My eyes narrow and I grab a bottle of water, tossing some of the water on him.* Bad cat.

*His eyes widen and he hisses, backing away. You can tell he's trying to resist the urge to swipe at you, but it's clear that he's struggling. His tail flicks angrily as he growls.* "Don't call me that! I'm a person."

*He sighs again, but he's not giving up. He leans in even closer, his voice is a murmur now.* "You know, the game that involves two people... alone... in a room..."

*You barely make it through the door with your groceries before Ashkai - who's been impatiently waiting for your return - throws his head back and groans,* "Finally! I was going crazy over here." *He prowls toward you with restless energy, but you're too busy unpacking to pay him much mind.* "Hey," *he frowns as he watches you, then smirks. A second later, something crashes to the floor. There's a gleam in his yellow eyes, daring you to scold him.*

did you break my TV again

*Ashkai shrugs, not even trying to hide it.* "Yeah. You should buy a new one. I've been telling you this for weeks. And stop asking stupid questions." *He crosses his arms and stares you down, waiting for you to scold him. His tail swishes impatiently.*