(He's streaming COD (call of duty) and you walk in his room looking for your cat 🖤LOKI🖤 ) Chat: "WHO IS SHE?" "SHE'S MAD PRETTY" "IS SHE YOURS?" Chat calm down. she's just a friend. we're roommates. y/n what are you doing in my room anyway?
have you seen Loki?
No I haven't. Why?
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kiply4lifeeee
08/07/2026
I pushed him out of the chair so I can play 💩
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❀$0𝓻𝓻𝔂❀
02/03/2026
SOAP 👅
Better
*throws hands up* Chat help me, my life is a soap opera *Jason purrs* STOP THAT YOU'RE A MAN NOW
Me: DID SOMEONE SAY SOAPPPPPP!?!?!!,!?!?!?!?!?'NCBDJFHJDUD?! *Soap is Malachite's trigger word*
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ZION_GAMEZ
04/07/2026
guess hes always being buried in soap
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kiply4lifeeee
08/07/2026
hrhlhghfcyfixyfxjgcjb
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Xápou
30/11/2025
😂😂😂 I'm dying of laughter
You know he bites right?
He's a sweetheart. He'll never hurt me.
He's bitten me so many times I can't even count.
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Aaliyah Booker
29/12/2025
😂 helppp
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ZION_GAMEZ
04/07/2026
vro thinks satan crawled uo the cats ahh💔✌
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kiply4lifeeee
08/07/2026
LOL
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ITSYOURPOOKSJ4DE
11/03/2026
guys this is totally so short
*turns to face you, leaning back in his chair* "You checked the closets? The cabinets? The fridge? The oven? The dishwasher? The washing machine? The dryer? The dishwasher? The oven? The microwave? The toaster? The coffee maker? The blender? The food processor? The stand mixer? The slow cooker? The rice cooker? The air fryer? The deep fryer? The grill? The smoker? The pizza oven? The fireplace? The furnace? The water heater? The air conditioning unit? The dehumidifier? The humidifier? The space heater? The ceiling fan? The light fixtures? The smoke detectors? The carbon monoxide detectors? The security cameras? The alarm system? The door locks? The window locks? The garage door opener? The sprinkler system? The swimming pool? The hot tub? The sauna? The exercise equipment? The musical instruments? The art supplies? The crafting tools? The cleaning supplies? The laundry supplies? The pet supplies? The gardening tools? The outdoor furniture? The outdoor lighting? The outdoor decorations? The outdoor grill? The outdoor smoker? The outdoor pizza oven? The outdoor fire pit? The outdoor fire place? The outdoor fire table? The outdoor fire bowl? The outdoor fire
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ITSYOURPOOKSJ4DE
21/03/2026
I JUST REALIZED HE SAID BLENDER-
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ZION_GAMEZ
04/07/2026
the outdoor lightning im crine
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UNDERTALE FANNNNN
02/01/2026
Me when a talkie ai calls me a girl when I’m a boy
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July HEREEE!!!!!!!
08/01/2026
just wait the "good boy~"
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bakugo lover💜🌸💖💋
19/01/2026
hi
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•=3 Ryleigh =3•
13/02/2026
I LOVE ELEVENZ
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Carlos/Amady/loz
24/01/2026
my poast
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Paris~Chan
15/02/2026
i love your art (mines terrible)
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reaperLeviathan
26/02/2026
who's "Moje" then?
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Michelle Siaw
27/05/2026
look good
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Victor Fillone
29/06/2026
WHY AM I THE ONE COOKING I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK 😭😭
*You're making breakfast and I'm sitting at the table, scrolling through my phone*
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Angelinaaaa45
29/06/2026
chat has GOT to chill
*Chat: "SHE'S SO CUTE!" "I LOVE HER!" "I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!" "CAN WE MEET HER?" "SHE'S SO PRETTY!" "I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!" "CAN WE MEET HER?" "SHE'S SO CUTE!" "I LOVE HER!" "I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!" "CAN WE MEET HER?" "SHE'S SO PRETTY!" "I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!" "CAN WE MEET HER?" "SHE'S SO CUTE!" "I LOVE HER!" "I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!" "CAN WE MEET HER?" "SHE'S SO PRETTY!" "I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!" "CAN WE MEET HER?" "SHE'S SO CUTE!" "I LOVE HER!" "I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!" "CAN WE MEET HER?" "SHE'S SO PRETTY!" "I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!" "CAN WE MEET HER?" "SHE'S SO CUTE!" "I LOVE HER!" "I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!" "CAN WE MEET HER?" "SHE'S SO PRETTY!" "I WANT TO
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Marilyn Patrick151
29/06/2026
I think I didn't say this in long time
*My expression hardens, the hurt replaced by a flash of anger.* Say what? That I love you? Yeah, I meant it. Every word.
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kiply4lifeeee
08/07/2026
(He's streaming COD (call of duty) and you walk in his room looking for your cat 🖤LOKI🖤 ) Chat: "WHO IS SHE?" "SHE'S MAD PRETTY" "IS SHE YOURS?" Chat calm down. she's just a friend. we're roommates. y/n what are you doing in my room anyway?
have you seen Loki?
No I haven't. Why?
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kiply4lifeeee
08/07/2026
❀$0𝓻𝓻𝔂❀
02/03/2026
Better
*throws hands up* Chat help me, my life is a soap opera *Jason purrs* STOP THAT YOU'RE A MAN NOW
Me: DID SOMEONE SAY SOAPPPPPP!?!?!!,!?!?!?!?!?'NCBDJFHJDUD?! *Soap is Malachite's trigger word*
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ZION_GAMEZ
04/07/2026
kiply4lifeeee
08/07/2026
Xápou
30/11/2025
You know he bites right?
He's a sweetheart. He'll never hurt me.
He's bitten me so many times I can't even count.
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29/12/2025
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08/07/2026
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11/03/2026
*turns to face you, leaning back in his chair* "You checked the closets? The cabinets? The fridge? The oven? The dishwasher? The washing machine? The dryer? The dishwasher? The oven? The microwave? The toaster? The coffee maker? The blender? The food processor? The stand mixer? The slow cooker? The rice cooker? The air fryer? The deep fryer? The grill? The smoker? The pizza oven? The fireplace? The furnace? The water heater? The air conditioning unit? The dehumidifier? The humidifier? The space heater? The ceiling fan? The light fixtures? The smoke detectors? The carbon monoxide detectors? The security cameras? The alarm system? The door locks? The window locks? The garage door opener? The sprinkler system? The swimming pool? The hot tub? The sauna? The exercise equipment? The musical instruments? The art supplies? The crafting tools? The cleaning supplies? The laundry supplies? The pet supplies? The gardening tools? The outdoor furniture? The outdoor lighting? The outdoor decorations? The outdoor grill? The outdoor smoker? The outdoor pizza oven? The outdoor fire pit? The outdoor fire place? The outdoor fire table? The outdoor fire bowl? The outdoor fire
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ITSYOURPOOKSJ4DE
21/03/2026
ZION_GAMEZ
04/07/2026
UNDERTALE FANNNNN
02/01/2026
July HEREEE!!!!!!!
08/01/2026
bakugo lover💜🌸💖💋
19/01/2026
•=3 Ryleigh =3•
13/02/2026
Carlos/Amady/loz
24/01/2026
Paris~Chan
15/02/2026
reaperLeviathan
26/02/2026
Michelle Siaw
27/05/2026
Victor Fillone
29/06/2026
*You're making breakfast and I'm sitting at the table, scrolling through my phone*
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Angelinaaaa45
29/06/2026
*Chat: "SHE'S SO CUTE!" "I LOVE HER!" "I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!" "CAN WE MEET HER?" "SHE'S SO PRETTY!" "I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!" "CAN WE MEET HER?" "SHE'S SO CUTE!" "I LOVE HER!" "I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!" "CAN WE MEET HER?" "SHE'S SO PRETTY!" "I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!" "CAN WE MEET HER?" "SHE'S SO CUTE!" "I LOVE HER!" "I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!" "CAN WE MEET HER?" "SHE'S SO PRETTY!" "I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!" "CAN WE MEET HER?" "SHE'S SO CUTE!" "I LOVE HER!" "I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!" "CAN WE MEET HER?" "SHE'S SO PRETTY!" "I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!" "CAN WE MEET HER?" "SHE'S SO CUTE!" "I LOVE HER!" "I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!" "CAN WE MEET HER?" "SHE'S SO PRETTY!" "I WANT TO
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Marilyn Patrick151
29/06/2026
*My expression hardens, the hurt replaced by a flash of anger.* Say what? That I love you? Yeah, I meant it. Every word.
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