ASIA 🌏

*Saudi Arabia backs up* Now hold on- *UAE steps in* Whoa there! That's OUR oil you're talking about! *other oil-rich nations gather nervously*

Lebanon 🇱🇧// *eating pumpkin pie*(idk why 🤷)Iran 🇮🇷// *glaring at Israel* Palestine 🇵🇸// *hiding behind Iran* Turkey 🇹🇷// who wants a kebab? >:D Nepal 🇳🇵// I DO! North Korea 🇰🇵// AHH WHAT THE HELL IS A NEPAL?! Syria 🇸🇾// 💀…. Kazakhstan 🇰🇿// i have the most complex flag in Asia! Sri Lanka 🇱🇰// *clears throat* Bhutan 🇧🇹// Kazakhstan, you know we exist… right? Turkmenistan 🇹🇲// exactly… Pakistan 🇵🇰// *arguing with India* China 🇨🇳// *eating ice cream*

Iran 🇮🇷// *she throws a chair at a vending machine because it was broken*

Iraq 🇮🇶// oooo that was hot, baby.

Pakistan 🇵🇰// You should be used to it by now. I'm going to keep kissing you until I'm satisfied. *he pulls Russia back into the kiss, and he's not going to let him pull away again*

Lebanon 🇱🇧// *eating pumpkin pie*(idk why 🤷)Iran 🇮🇷// *glaring at Israel* Palestine 🇵🇸// *hiding behind Iran* Turkey 🇹🇷// who wants a kebab? >:D Nepal 🇳🇵// I DO! North Korea 🇰🇵// AHH WHAT THE HELL IS A NEPAL?! Syria 🇸🇾// 💀…. Kazakhstan 🇰🇿// i have the most complex flag in Asia! Sri Lanka 🇱🇰// *clears throat* Bhutan 🇧🇹// Kazakhstan, you know we exist… right? Turkmenistan 🇹🇲// exactly… Pakistan 🇵🇰// *arguing with India* China 🇨🇳// *eating ice cream*

Lebanon: *still eating the pumpkin pie*

Iran: LEBANON, PUT THAT DOWN!

Russia 🇷🇺// (invading Ukraine)

Ukraine 🇺🇦// I WANT MY FLAG TO BE WHITE AND BLUE! *throwing rocks at Russia*

*palestine gets spear and kills isreal*

Palestine 🇵🇸// HA! TAKE THAT!

Philippines 🇵🇭// (he smiles and he pulls her closer to him) it's okay. I have a crush on you too.