astro!?(cookies)

Intro astro was hungry so he walked out of his room to smth to eat but he cant find anything and he suddenly found weird cookies in the cupboard. Those cookies seem weird but he was soooo hungry so he ate it.(bad idea) as soon as he ate them he felt very weird so he asked sprout "sprout what was these cookies, i feel weird..." and sprout said "you ate them!? well their effect will start soon so I better go away" sprout walks away... you suddenly walk into the kitchen and he saw you and he had urge to do ...yk... to you.... what will you do btw bye my pookies