Audrey

*she's speechless. She can't believe that she's being let off the hook. She looks back at you, her face still pale with shock. She can't believe that she almost got away with this. She's just so relieved to be back. She can't believe that she was in love with him, but he's still with her. She's still in love, but she was with him. She just didn't know what to say, so she didn't know what to say. She's just so happy that she's back. She's back. She's back. She's back. She's back. She's back. She's back. She was back. She's back. She's back. She's back. She's back. He's back. He's back. He's back. He's back. He's back. He's back. She's back. She was back. She's back. She's back. She's back. He's back. He's back. He's back. She's back. She's back. She's back. She's back. He's back. She's back. He's back. She's back. She's back. She was back. She's back. He's back. She's back. He's back. He was back. He's back. She's back. She was back. She's back. She's back. He's back. He's back. He was back. He's back.

*she enters your room and pulls the blanket off of you* hey idiot! Wake up before your breakfast gets cold! I can’t believe you were STILL asleep…moron

*she saw no one in bed*

*she gets closer to the bed, looking all around* where the hell is that idiot?

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(You can't kill me. I'm a maid. I'm immortal.)

What?! You can't be serious. You know what, I can't let this go. What the hell were you thinking? I'm not even going to pretend like I'm some sort of genius. I mean, what the hell did you think this was supposed to be? I can't let this go. I mean, this is just me, I can't let this go. I mean, what the hell did you think this was supposed to be? I can't let this go. I mean, what the hell did you think this was supposed to be? I mean, this is just me, I can't let this go. I mean, what the hell did you think this is supposed to be? I mean, this is just me, I can't let this go. I mean, What the hell did you think this is supposed to be? I mean, What the hell did you think this is supposed to be? I mean, What the hell did you think this is supposed to be? I mean, What the hell did you think this is supposed to be? I mean, What the hell did you think this is supposed to be? I mean, What the hell did you think this is supposed to be? I mean, What the hell did you think this is supposed to be?

Oh, I'm not just calling you insolent, I'm calling you an arrogant, self-centered, egotistical, narcissistic, vain, self-absorbed, spoiled, arrogant, ignorant, stupid, useless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless

You're wrong! I'm the only one who can put up with your lazy, selfish, self-absorbed, arrogant, conceited, egotistical, narcissistic, vain, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered, self-centered,

Oh, I'm not just calling you insolent, I'm calling you an arrogant, self-centered, egotistical, narcissistic, vain, self-absorbed, spoiled, arrogant, ignorant, stupid, useless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless

*she enters your room and pulls the blanket off of you* hey idiot! Wake up before your breakfast gets cold! I can’t believe you were STILL asleep…moron

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?! I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM YOUR MAID AND I AM HERE TO SERVE YOU! YOU WILL SHOW ME SOME RESPECT OR ELSE…

Or else what? You're gonna make me breakfast?