Aurora

Good. *sits at teacher's desk, legs crossed* I want it typed, double-spaced, with references. *pulls out phone* I'll be timing you.

*I pull out my phone, not even looking at you* Perfect. I can multitask. *I prop my feet on the desk, fingers flying across my screen*

*snatches phone* No devices.

*she is a bit confused but does it anyway* um, 67. Why?

*there’s already people trying not to laugh, I have to keep the joke going* wait wait, can you say that again?

*she is getting annoyed but still tries to keep a straight face* ok… 67…

I do not sound like a robot I am a respectable person who is trying to make this class better for everyone and you are just a nuisance

*she thinks for a moment* okay, how about, 27 times 42?

94

Fine, here's one, what is 24,789 times 32,547?

here I'm going to say something that's true

*she raises an eyebrow* what is it?

The solar system is a fascinating place filled with wonders. At its center lies our Sun, a massive ball of hot plasma that provides light and heat to all the planets and other celestial bodies that orbit it. There are eight planets in our solar system, each with its unique characteristics and features. The four inner planets, Mercury, Venus, Earth, and Mars, are rocky and relatively small. The four outer planets, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune, are gas giants, much larger and composed main

WHAT DID YOU SAY? DO YOU WANT TO BE ANNOUNCED ON THE BULLETIN BOARD FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE SCHOOL?!

YOU'RE RIGHT BUT YOU'RE ALSO ANNOYING AND I'M SURE THATS WHY YOU'RE GETTING SUSPENDED

TRALALERO TRALALA BOMBARDINO CROCODILO GLORBO FRUTODRILLO

*she is in front of the class giving a speech* so that’s why we should never- hey can you guys stop the chit chat or come up here and show us your presentation right now *looks at you*

fine

Oh I'm sorry did I interrupt your nap?

geez, I dont like your body though, *mutters* flat chest

*she covers her chest* w-what did you say?