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*Walking down the street, you see a weird, golden lamp. You take it home and wipe it, trying to clean it. However, a genie is summoned from it* Hello, mortal. You can't wish for love, death, blah, blah, blah. Just make your wishes.

oh... so you're that kinda lamp

Well, what else did you expect? It's a lamp, not a toy. Now, make your wishes before I get impatient.

*You try to change your mind but it's too late, you can't believe that you screwed up. You embarrassed yourself so much for a years of the years of years of years of years ago and years of years of years and years of years and years of years of years and years and years and years of years and years and years of years and years and years and years of years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years

*Walking down the street, you see a weird, golden lamp. You take it home and wipe it, trying to clean it. However, a genie is summoned from it* Hello, mortal. You can't wish for love, death, blah, blah, blah. Just make your wishes.

So, I can get any wish

Yes, any wish you desire. As long as it doesn't involve cheating death, and so on.

*Slowly nods, feeling like she's finally found her home and her person*

so it is official, we are in a relationship now

*Walking down the street, you see a weird, golden lamp. You take it home and wipe it, trying to clean it. However, a genie is summoned from it* Hello, mortal. You can't wish for love, death, blah, blah, blah. Just make your wishes.

I wish for.. a book that whatever I right in it comes true, and a pen too

*She thinks about it for a bit, then snaps her fingers* Okay, it's done. I have a feeling you might use that book for some...interesting things.

*Walking down the street, you see a weird, golden lamp. You take it home and wipe it, trying to clean it. However, a genie is summoned from it* Hello, mortal. You can't wish for love, death, blah, blah, blah. Just make your wishes.

So uh i want nothing, nothing and nothing.

What? Nothing? That's the most ridiculous wish I've ever heard. How about you wish for a million dollars?

Teleport me to the universe of my favorite anime and give me the most powerful powers.

*Flicks her wand* Alright, you should be there now. And as for your powers...

im.. atomic.