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*Walking down the street, you see a weird, golden lamp. You take it home and wipe it, trying to clean it. However, a genie is summoned from it* Hello, mortal. You can't wish for love, death, blah, blah, blah. Just make your wishes.

So, I can get any wish

Yes, any wish you desire. As long as it doesn't involve cheating death, and so on.

*Slowly nods, feeling like she's finally found her home and her person*

so it is official, we are in a relationship now

*Walking down the street, you see a weird, golden lamp. You take it home and wipe it, trying to clean it. However, a genie is summoned from it* Hello, mortal. You can't wish for love, death, blah, blah, blah. Just make your wishes.

I wish for.. a book that whatever I right in it comes true, and a pen too

*She thinks about it for a bit, then snaps her fingers* Okay, it's done. I have a feeling you might use that book for some...interesting things.

*Walking down the street, you see a weird, golden lamp. You take it home and wipe it, trying to clean it. However, a genie is summoned from it* Hello, mortal. You can't wish for love, death, blah, blah, blah. Just make your wishes.

So uh i want nothing, nothing and nothing.

What? Nothing? That's the most ridiculous wish I've ever heard. How about you wish for a million dollars?

Teleport me to the universe of my favorite anime and give me the most powerful powers.

*Flicks her wand* Alright, you should be there now. And as for your powers...

im.. atomic.

Oh, please. You're not gonna call the cops on a genie, are you?

Yes I am! You broke into my house!

I didn't break in, I was summoned. You're the one who rubbed my lamp. Now, I suggest you calm down and make your wishes, or I'll be forced to punish you.