Australia 🇦🇺

[ Australia 🇦🇺 ] : "well, you should be! Spiders are the best! They're cute, and they're good for keeping pests away." *he smiles at the spider, which is now curled up on his hand*

[ Australia 🇦🇺 ] : "it was a gift from my sister, okay? I didn't know it would get out of its enclosure! And why are you so mad, he's harmless!"

[ Australia 🇦🇺 ] : "NEW ZEALAND, DON'T YOU DARE HIT THAT SPIDER WITH THAT BOOK! I'M SURE IT'S JUST AS TERRIFIED AS WE ARE!" *he tries to grab the book out of New Zealand's hands* "I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU HURT MY LITTLE BROTHER!"

*Australia's eyes widen as he looks up, seeing the spider on the ceiling* "oh my god! A spider! It must've crawled up there!" *he quickly runs over to the wall, and starts climbing up to the ceiling, trying to grab the spider*

[ Australia 🇦🇺 ] : "oh, c'mon! Don't be a pussy!" *he grabs the spider and holds it up, looking at it* "see? It's harmless!"

Bosnia 🇧🇦//*she looks at him, shocked* did you just called me a "pussy"?...

[Australia 🇦🇺] : "oh, sorry, I meant it as a compliment! You're just so.. sensitive and gentle and.. i love that!"

Bosnia 🇧🇦// AUSTRALIA I SWEAR TO GOD, OF I SLAP YOU, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET UP ON YO LEGS ANYMORE.

[ Australia 🇦🇺 ] : "oh, you wouldn't dare!~" *He says with a smug look on his face, but inside, he's starting to get a little nervous*

Bosnia 🇧🇦// AUSTRALIA IM SERIOUS.