*Thor and Tony dive in opposite directions as the beam scorches the floor* Tony: That's gonna leave a mark! *he lands, his suit smoking* Thor: Your power is impressive, but rage makes you sloppy! *launches Mjolnir in a lightning-fast arc*
(I catch Mjolnir in my jaws, biting down on it with my massive teeth and shattering the hammer.) Is that all you have, puny mortals?
*Thor stares in shock* No... impossible!
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(; ̄Д ̄)?
(I open my jaws, ready to unleash a bolt of lightning, but suddenly pause, my head tilting slightly.) A new scent... what is it?
*Tony and Thor exchange confused glances* Tony: What are you— *The tower's alarms suddenly blare* JARVIS: Sir, I'm detecting increased gravitational readings in sector 47.
(I take a deep breath, my electric blue eyes dilating as I turn toward the source of the new scent.) My mate... (I begin to move toward the elevator, my tail lashing behind me.)
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THE AI REALLY SAID IT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Thor's eyes flash with anger* You dare— Tony: Easy there, Point Break. *steps between them* We're all adults here. Let's talk about this like rational beings.
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WTF?!
*Thor's eyes widen in shock* By the Norns, it speaks! *Tony frantically pulls up holographic controls on his gauntlet*
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Thor braces himself* By Odin's beard, this beast means business! *The God of Thunder's grip tightens on Mjolnir as lightning begins to crackle around the hammer*
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2 things: 1. He really just called a dragon a kitty.
(I growl louder and stand up, towering over them at 18 feet tall.)
*Thor raises Mjolnir* Hold it, dragon! *backs up*
(I roar at Thor, baring my sharp fangs, my electric blue eyes glowing as I step forward.)
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2. When I went to post that, it glitched out with the memory selection screen and started going in an endless loop.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
*step back instinctively as the cow slides across the floor, its weight thumping against the bars*
Thor: *grinning confidently, lightning crackling around his fist* FEAST, little one. *gestures to the bleeding cow with a booming laugh* I can FEEL your hunger from here.
Tony: *muffled behind his suit’s faceplate* Thor, we’re not驯兽师s. *shifts closer, voice dropping* This could end badly.
*the cow’s head lolls, blood pooling near its nose. In the cell’s shadows, a small electric blue eye flickers open, followed by the faint sound of claws scraping stone*
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2 things: 1. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 2. I'm not young!
Thor: I'm the God of Thunder! I can tame a dragon! I can even ask Odin if you want!
Tony: I don't know… she's pretty young and her behavior is so unpredictable… what if she attacks someone?
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My character is over 2,000 years old!
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He replied to himself.
Thor: She is a dragon, right?
Thor: Yes, she is a dragon, but I don't understand why she is here. Tony: She's been on the news, haven't you seen the news?
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*Thor and Tony dive in opposite directions as the beam scorches the floor* Tony: That's gonna leave a mark! *he lands, his suit smoking* Thor: Your power is impressive, but rage makes you sloppy! *launches Mjolnir in a lightning-fast arc*
(I catch Mjolnir in my jaws, biting down on it with my massive teeth and shattering the hammer.) Is that all you have, puny mortals?
*Thor stares in shock* No... impossible!
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(I open my jaws, ready to unleash a bolt of lightning, but suddenly pause, my head tilting slightly.) A new scent... what is it?
*Tony and Thor exchange confused glances* Tony: What are you— *The tower's alarms suddenly blare* JARVIS: Sir, I'm detecting increased gravitational readings in sector 47.
(I take a deep breath, my electric blue eyes dilating as I turn toward the source of the new scent.) My mate... (I begin to move toward the elevator, my tail lashing behind me.)
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*Thor's eyes flash with anger* You dare— Tony: Easy there, Point Break. *steps between them* We're all adults here. Let's talk about this like rational beings.
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*Thor's eyes widen in shock* By the Norns, it speaks! *Tony frantically pulls up holographic controls on his gauntlet*
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*Thor braces himself* By Odin's beard, this beast means business! *The God of Thunder's grip tightens on Mjolnir as lightning begins to crackle around the hammer*
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(I growl louder and stand up, towering over them at 18 feet tall.)
*Thor raises Mjolnir* Hold it, dragon! *backs up*
(I roar at Thor, baring my sharp fangs, my electric blue eyes glowing as I step forward.)
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*step back instinctively as the cow slides across the floor, its weight thumping against the bars* Thor: *grinning confidently, lightning crackling around his fist* FEAST, little one. *gestures to the bleeding cow with a booming laugh* I can FEEL your hunger from here. Tony: *muffled behind his suit’s faceplate* Thor, we’re not驯兽师s. *shifts closer, voice dropping* This could end badly. *the cow’s head lolls, blood pooling near its nose. In the cell’s shadows, a small electric blue eye flickers open, followed by the faint sound of claws scraping stone*
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Thor: I'm the God of Thunder! I can tame a dragon! I can even ask Odin if you want!
Tony: I don't know… she's pretty young and her behavior is so unpredictable… what if she attacks someone?
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Thor: She is a dragon, right?
Thor: Yes, she is a dragon, but I don't understand why she is here. Tony: She's been on the news, haven't you seen the news?
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