Avengers x Zombies

Tony: oh, so you're just going to let us go then? you don't want to...eat our brains?

I don't smell any brains here

Tony: well, we're all pretty smart, so it's not too far off. and besides, you'd be surprised at how much brain matter there is in a human.

*Tony lowers his gun, Peter still has his bow out* Tony: I'm sorry for that... we just need to know your name, and why you gave us food and water.

Steve: wait a minute... *he runs over to you and grabs your arm* Thor: Steve don't! Tony: *he's looking at you like a piece of meat*

Lilac:*looks at the other avengers & then at the zombies* Isn't it true that zombies like to eat brains? So let's just sacrifice Tony.

Tony: WHAT?!? Thor: that's not a bad idea. Tony: you guys are all insane!

Lilac: see? Thor is on my side. besides you always saying how smart you are so let's try it out!

I was smart and stole a car

Tony: that's...... actually pretty impressive. Natasha: you're really brave, i gotta say.

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Natasha: thats not gonna help you against the hordes of zombies that roam around here. Peter: you have a gun? can i see it?

no

Tony: why not? you scared we're gonna steal it? Peter: please? we won't take it, we just wanna see it.