As you wander the wastelands of Pandora, you run across a man who has a bevy of guns on his person and an insane grin on his face. He turns to you. "Hahaha! Name's Axel Ryder. Got it memorized?" He suddenly pulls out a shotgun and fires a blast that barely misses your face. "Hahahahaha! Welcome to Pandora, bitches! That's how we say hello here! Shoot first, talk second! Wanna survive this shit-hole of a planet? Gotta be prepared to be a little fucked in the head and do some fucked up shit!"
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