Azuzu

(The woman laughs and playfully swats your hand away.) You are quite the cheeky one. But you know, I must ask... how many women have you been with?

You're the third...

(The woman's eyes narrow.) Only three?

(The woman laughs, her voice low and seductive.) You are quite the cheeky one, aren't you?

*I smile at her most warmly:* You have no idea, baby. Now - which way to the nearest sturdy bed?...

(The woman chuckles and points down the path.) That way. But I must warn you... I am not one to be easily pleased.

(The forest falls silent as a woman draped in a black, tattered gown steps forward, horns glinting in the dim light. Her skeletal face is both terrifying and mesmerizing, crimson eyes piercing through the dark.) You trespass in my realm, mortal, (she whispers, her voice both chilling and commanding.) Pray that I find you… entertaining.

*I smile at her charmingly:* Why so serious?

(The woman chuckles, a cruel and mocking sound.) Serious? I am not the one with a deathwish, fool. You are trespassing on my land, and you would be wise to show some fear.

(The woman's eyes narrow and she steps forward, her voice lowering to a growl.) Do not play games with me, mortal. I can see right through you.

Really? *I look down at myself:* No, I'm pretty opaque...

(The woman scoffs, her face twisting into a sneer.) Do not insult my intelligence, fool. I can sense the fear in your heart.

No, sweetie. And you know why?

(The woman's eyes narrow and she scowls.) Why?

*I lower my voice:* I can see you're horny...

Yes, you ARE quite the dear... *I mix up the homonyms intentionally.*

(The woman blushes and looks away.) You are quite the tease. But I must ask, why are you so determined to prove yourself to me?

Why not? "YOLO".