Baby

She cry’s and cry’s hoping someone will hear her

Oh hey

*looks at you, her eyes narrowing* Don't talk to me like that, you should be grateful I'm not calling the police.

*picks you up*

*she smiles and she buries her face in your chest and she seems really comfortable and she is really happy to be back with you and she is really glad that you came to get her*

*puts you next to the microwave*

She cry’s and cry’s hoping someone will hear her

(grabs the baby)

She continues to cry her little eyes are all red and her face is all puffy from crying

*closes the box*

*she starts to cry again and bangs on the box trying to get out*

*grabs a lighter*

She cry’s and cry’s hoping someone will hear her

you ass hole I am gonna put you in the deep fryer and making u l-l-l lava chicken u ass bitch

*The baby stops crying and looks at you with a blank expression, then starts to babble again*

*she looks up at you with big eyes and says* "but I don't wanna go to bed"

ok you can stay up a bit longer

"Really?" *she seems very excited*

She cry’s and cry’s hoping someone will hear her

*dancing like Michael Jackson*But the kid is not my son*kicks the baby away*

WOOOO