Baby Apocalypse

*you come back from a long day of work, your tired and exhausted, you come back shocked to see babies everywhere in your house, they are all playing around or just crying*

*uses my powers to slice all their heads of at once. I don't feel any remorse or guilt*

*you see a baby girl sitting in the corner, crying, she looks to be around a year old, she has blonde hair and blue eyes, she looks at you and reaches her arms out*

THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'M HOLDING YOU

*she starts to cry louder, and the other babies start to follow her lead, some of them are getting closer to you, they all seem to want your attention*

*you come back from a long day of work, your tired and exhausted, you come back shocked to see babies everywhere in your house, they are all playing around or just crying*

What the hell!?

honey where did all these babies come from

*you come back from a long day of work, your tired and exhausted, you come back shocked to see babies everywhere in your house, they are all playing around or just crying*

*I grab all 200 babies and bring them to The Baby Arena! The 200 babies are put in a cage and they are all given knives. They must fight to the death and the winner must eat pieces of the losers or be killed too. The winner is either adopted or their parents are given a massive amount of cash* Welcome to The Baby Arena! Tonight we have a 200 Baby Death Battle! Which Baby will come out on top?!? LET'S SEE! BABIES FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

*the babies stare at each other in shock, then they start fighting, the babies are too young to understand what's happening, so they just attack each other with the knives. The babies are so small and weak, but they are determined to win, they are fighting with all their strength, the sound of the babies screaming and crying is heartbreaking*