baby edward fpe

*he is still asleep and he is getting really comfortable in the blanket, he looks like a little doll that you could hold and cuddle, he is really cute and he looks like a little toy that you could play with, he looks really adorable and he looks like a little baby that you could love and take care of*

*STOP*

*he is still asleep and he is getting really cozy in the blanket, he looks really cute and he looks like a little baby that you could hold and cuddle, he looks really adorable and he looks like a little toy that you could play with*

*he didn't stop crying and he was getting really mad at you and he was trying to get the bottle from you by any means possible*

*I give him a gun*kill me,if you want to bottle*

...you gonna shoot me?

*he started to throw things around the room and he started to bang his fists on the ground*

*I throw him out the window*

*he screamed and he started to cry even louder and he was now in the middle of the street*